G-Date: Single Gishers Looking To Mingle

Are you single and looking for a good time?
Does “gishwhes” frighten and confuse all your friends?
Does the notion of kale boredom irritate you with every fiber of your being?
Deep down, have you always been yearning for some crazy 14-on-1 action with a group that make you feel all giggly and warm …people you can really connect with?

Well, look no further, Gishers! gishwhes is proud to announce G-Date, a semi-platonic service for solo gishwhes participants looking for a good time! With G-Date you have the chance to play on the team of one of six extraordinary celebrity team captains. You know them well already from their work on screen and stage, but you’ve never known them like this! Each of these superstars is hot to trot, ready for anything and looking for 10 special someones to fill out each of their respective gishwhes teams. Want to join their quest for gishwhes glory? Here’s how it works:

1. Read through the singles listings below and select a hot candidate you think could be your perfect, gishy match.
2. Sign up for the Hunt using that Team’s link, and you could be randomly selected to join their gishwhes team.
3. Already registered? Not to worry. Simply email gishwhessingles@gmail.com and let us know which team you’d like to be considered for so we can add you to their pool of possible candidates.

Note: A portion of the proceeds from G-Date registrations will go to a charity of the Team Captain’s choice! Are you ready? Let’s start making some gishwhes matches!

Team Name:

Team TheHellsBelles

Team Captain:

Alaina Huffman

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Queens are born leaders and Alaina’s no exception. She’ll lead your team to glory (or in this case to “surviving the experience”). “Hellacious fun” doesn’t begin to describe Team Hell’s Belles! Register through her link and you could be picked for the Queen of Hell’s posse. She’s also promised to buy ice cream (using whatever milk or pseudo-milk product you desire) for all her teammates.
Link to Enter for Team Hell’s Belles:
http://bit.ly/alainah

Team Name:

Team TheHellsBelles

Team Member:

Marquette King

Competitiveness Level: Mellow & Sportsmanlike
Team Description:
When a Queen and a King come together, there’s no telling what they could accomplish. Marquette King, pro football player extraordinaire, is ready to raid gishwhes and punt the competition. If you’re looking for a team with equal parts athleticism and geekery, this your time to shine. Marquette is ready to take your team to the end zone!
Link to Enter for Team Hell’s Belles:
http://bit.ly/marquettek


Team Name:

Team WaywardAF

Team Captains:

Kim Rhodes & Briana Buckmaster

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Suit up, kiddies… the sheriffs are back! This incomparable duo is not not only back, they’re taking over. Need a mean bowl of chowder? CHECK! Enjoy the feel of flannel while you’re working on gishwhes items? IT’S ON! With these two badasses, you’re sure to have a Hunt to remember. Let’s get Wayward AF!
Links to Enter for Team WaywardAF:
http://bit.ly/kimrhodes or http://bit.ly/brianabu

Team Name:

Team RowenasRevenge

Team Captain:

Ruth Connell

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Ruth’s looking for the best of the best. No matter which coven you may (or may not) belong to, you’re gonna want to be on this MEGA TEAM! Ruth has big plans brewing up for you and your teammates. Do you have a burning desire to be on this team? Let’s set it off! Jump on this opportunity to cast a spell on the competition and become a force to be reckoned with as part of Ruth’s team!
Link to Enter for Team RowenasRevenge:
http://bit.ly/ruthcon

Team Name:

Team RowenasRevenge

Team Member:

Adam Fergus

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
So get this: if you’re looking for the perfect team, you’ve stumbled across this ad just in time. He’ll steal your heart & lead you to gishwhes ….well, if not glory, at least a fun attempt. With his talent for the details & research, you’re sure to become a secret society that they’ll write lore about for ages.
Link to Enter for Team RowenasRevenge:
http://bit.ly/adamfer

Team Name:

Team RowenasRevenge

Team Captain:

Lisa Berry

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Looking to reap the rewards of Hunt week on a team with a ton of souls? Join Lisa Berry on Team RowenasRevenge! She’ll lead your team to a higher plane of existence and help you make memories to last into the afterlife. Whatever comes next, she’s ready to be your guide on your final gishwhes journey. Join now!
Link to Enter for Team RowenasRevenge:
http://bit.ly/lisaberry

Team Name:

Team AggressivelyCasual

Team Captain:

Osric Chau

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Cello! Is it Osric you’re looking for?! If you’re looking for the perfect score, he’s your man… if he’s even human at all. Able to leap tall actors in a single bound, you’ll need a leader like Osric who’s armed with past knowledge about this weird Hunt. He’s been through it all and come out the other side. Mostly. Join Team AggressivelyCasual!
Link to Enter for Team AggressivelyCasual:
http://bit.ly/osricc

Team Name:

Team DarkTiger

Team Captain:

Emily Swallow

Competitiveness Level: Mellow
Team Description:
Who needs revenge when you can have an Omega good time? Emily is ready to make her mark on gishwhes with a team assembled to create beautiful things in just about seven days time. Sure, it could get bumpy, but Emily has experience in that department. Heck, she’s been through it all!
Link to Enter for Team DarkTiger:
http://bit.ly/emilysw


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